Thursday, March 15, 2007

there's no room for softness..no room for mercy..only room for glory..




300...a movie based on history...mayb u can bring along ur form4 sejarah text book..hehe...remember tht the text book mentioned abt this group of people in the past...they discard any babies who r too small or too weak, or those who have deformities...only healthy babies survive..



tht's the baby inspector..wat a freaking stressful job...


at the young age of 15, they were sent to live in the woods...n only those who come back alive...become spartans...

there were a few things in the movie which made me "WoW" n a couple which made me laugh..haha..

1. the effects were reli good...there was a lil matrix element in it...then they fast-forward bit....a mixture of slow-mo n fast-mo i can say....made the war scenes not tht boring u kno...u get to see someone's leg get chopped off in slow mo....then another fella's head....haha...quite cool...*plz dun think im sadistic..im jus admiring their work..*

2. King Leonidas (Gerard Butler) is a good actor...cant deny tht...he is the star of the movie...n he didnt disappoint me...but sadly...i prefer the cuter 15 yr old version of him...haha

wat a good view of leonidas' abs..hehe..


3. 300 half naked men in their speedos (well..i didnt exactly saw 300 of them)...with a red cloth behind their back...all with bulky chest muscle n well-shaped 6 packs...*mmMMMmm...yummy..haha....*..wat can i say...they're jus so irresistable..

4. one of the spartans caught my attention too..he's the son of the captain...reli cute!! with shoulder length hair n a great bOdy!!..but he was killed b4 the war ended...his HEAD got Chopped OFF!!...argh...i cant belif they did tht to him...






Tom Wisdom (far left)..cute eh??

5. the Persian King..Xerxes..is...hmm....what word should i use to describe him....ah ha....GAY!... he used lip liner!!! n he doesnt do any manly work at all..all he does is talk, act angry, sit on his chair with abt 100 persians carrying him at the bottom..n he toked to leonidas with his oh-so-delicate fingers on leonidas' shoulders...eewwww..




would u like to join me for a gay party later?




6. i liked the part when the persian said tht they'll fire arrows at the spartans and the arrows will block the sunlight bcuz their army is enormous....n 1 of the spartans said " then we shall fight in the shade"...

7. xerxes got very angry with his general bcuz they kept losing the war...he sent his general to death by asking a man with crab hands to chop the general's head off...n i was surprised by how much force the crabby guy used bcuz the head jus flew into the air instead of dropping dead on the floor...



overall..i give it an A-...a guy would like the show bcuz there's no mercy, lotsa cruelty, blood splattering ard like nobody's business...a gurl would like the show bcuz of...oh well...the spartans...








the villagers of a Greek village were pierced by swords n spears onto a tree..cruel eh?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

omg so geli...
anyway that show saved a lot of $$$ on costumes. just ask all the cast to bring their own underwear to work haha

Anonymous said...

omg so geli...
anyway that show saved a lot of $$$ on costumes. just ask all the cast to bring their own underwear to work haha

Unknown said...

hahaha!!! omg, liping is so funny.. yea yea! no need to get costumes :p