Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Shirlyn the Engineer

YES!!! everyone...u can start calling me Shirlyn the Engineer instead of Shirlyn the Future Pharmacist..

or u can continue calling me Manly Stanley *ehem* if u want...bcuz i sure feel manly now..my final yr project is definitely "engineerising" me...

i can assure u tht i know loads more abt RUBBER than i know bout DRUGS....judging from the amount of text books i have in my room...(look at the 2 sad BNFs i have on the right)


*sigh* don't come n buy drugs from me next time k...bcuz i only know how to teach u to use condoms (it's made from rubber wat...) hahaHAHahha..can tell u it's elasticity and tensile strength etc.

y when rubber stretched so many things can happen to it 1 leh? can crystallise summo...then some smart ass can come out with equations to calculate whatever he wants to calculate....can stop being so mathematical-oriented onot u ppl....u're making my life MISERABLE!!!

*kicks n screams* okla...enuff of my "presenting complaints"....better do some work now....

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Then you can help jian uan in his future plastic surgery clinic and explain to patient who wanna do boobs.. haha

yannee said...

lol...-> 'jian aun'...

ur so lame la shirlyn... dun reveal ur true self to the world la..

shirlyn said...

mein: hmmm...okay...i better discuss with him what he wants to specialise in..haha...

nee: trying to make myself feel better by making it lame..haihz...

Anonymous said...

i agree with the lips...LAMMMEEEEEE!! hahaha

pogzwogz said...

can u pls tell me the max elasticity of rubber? just in case i meet someone wif a REALLY big ahem... dowan any accidents to happen ya..

shirlyn said...

replies seriously:
well..havent seen a condom b4..*so innocent!* hahHAha...so i dono wat kind of rubber it's made of..probably some polyblablubliblek....

but in general, rubber could stretch up to 10times its original length...u sendiri agak agak la whether itu condom boleh fit him tak....hahHAhaha...

wth..lameee

yannee said...

ROFL! u sure u neva see a condom be4??
*stretches eyes big big*